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"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."

Anna Calvi

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Raphael

Bad Interview Technique

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Purple Fairy

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

'Next!'

Rashida Jones

It's a pity date!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

Emmanuel Macron

"No, no. I meant like the music of Prince!"

"We had him neutered,"

Tom and Nancy Seaver

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

Bees

Incognito Cheshire

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!

I love Vintage

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

'So numberless were those bad angels seen,Hovering on wing,under the cope of Hell' (Paradise Lost).

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

Fox Chasing the Hunt