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A white rabbit.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

Cat Burglar

Falstaff

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

"Another flue shot, Larry.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

"We haven't danced in ages."

'Mother?'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

You'll see the food is excellent, but the service is far too slow....