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A white rabbit.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

Moses' Tablet

Saint George and the Drag Queen

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Falstaff

Cat Burglar

...gon make you sweat...gon make you groove

Wordplay: In The Bag.

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"OK, fine. Perhaps 'sower of discord in the lower depths of hell' was overstating it."

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Your fur looks like you slept in it.'

"Bill is in charge of our Ethics Department."

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Hamlet

'No, Ben, making your eyes go bigger does not make the fish grow bigger!'

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"What other tricks does he need?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Cheating Death.

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

One Painting Says To the Other... 'Do you ever get that creepy feeling like they are watching you.'

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

'How can you say I'm a bad actress, Tarzan?'

'Mother?'

"Oh look Pharaoh a miniature replica of your final resting place."

"We haven't danced in ages."

A Young Boy Talking To An Old Gentleman.