Folly Admirer Pillows

"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Gone with the wind with cats" "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." "Me neither, who cares—let's take a nap."

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

Raphael

Bad Interview Technique

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Don't knock Florida! Where else can a 73-year old man get a 35-year mortgage?"

Purple Fairy

Goose gaggle giggle: 'Tee hee! Tee Hee!...'

'Oh mate, I can't wait for the zombie apocalypse!'

'I was a tall, handsome prince, and an evil witch downsized me.'

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

It's a pity date!

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'Next!'

Emmanuel Macron

"Last night I dreamt I was in a fancy french restaurant and everyone was very glad to see me."

"We had him neutered,"

"Hey buddy, are you familiar with the term - 'birds of a feather'?"

'I think this might explain the disappearing frog population.'

Incognito Cheshire

If the trailer is anything to go by, we are in for a treat!

Bees

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

I love Vintage

'It's probably just me, but I find the crazy thing fascinating.'

'So numberless were those bad angels seen,Hovering on wing,under the cope of Hell' (Paradise Lost).

Fox Chasing the Hunt

Smoke from sheep's pipe is like fluffy wool

'Your relatives kept me awake all night with their croaking!