Folly Enthusiast Pillows

Bad Interview Technique

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

The Perfect Foil

The Games Man: He spends many hours studying minute aquatic flies...which his trout very rarely eat.

Grandpa gets more than he bargained for when his lawnmower takes flight as a helicopter would.

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

Emotional Support Pest

'How long has it been shaking like a bowl full of jelly when you laugh?'

"This meal tastes just like dog crap!"

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Food fight!'

"Oh no, it's gone in that silly little hole again."

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'I've got'em right where I want'em.'

Basic economy

"Orange juice, 1/2 lb. bacon, dozen eggs, bread, coffee..."

Persian

Fly Club Singer: 'Wherever I Lay My Eggs, That's My Home...'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Now it's time for Dung or no Dung! With your host Stinkhole Edmunds!

'I'm sorry Daisy. Things can never be the same between us!'

'If this is a fly-on-the-wall documentary, I'd be more interested in the fly's next chapter'

No, no Henry. I said I bought a fly sweater for you.

Flight School.

'EEEEEEX-CREMENT!'

Waiter, why are there TWO flies in my soup? The second fly is the first fly's attorney.

Santa saying to shrink - "I don't believe in myself."

'We're very worried about your hormone levels.'

'Well, we just became unspectacular.'

Man on a flying machine amongst a flock of birds.

"Congratulations! You're the proud father of 5 thousand squirming little maggots!"

"Relax - I saw a bear do this on TV."

"Well, technically, your eyes are bigger than your stomach."

'I can't go on like this Wilfred - you've changed so - You're no longer the man I married.'