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"You know what? I'm studying Spanish."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"Bond James, Bond."

Screenwriters pitch movie to studio boss: 'It's a reinterpretation of Bicycle Thieves, that classic of Italian neo-realism. We're calling it, Dude, Where's My Chopper?'

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Anna Calvi

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

Orchestra.

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

"Same story every morning - 'Can you come and fix our windmill?'..."

"Bloody hell!"

Kritik's Korner

Waiter, what's this fly doing in my soup? A scene from an Esther Williams movie.

"I'll have a cup of coffee, and would you mind removing that ridiculous painting and turning off the Wilco?"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Elvis Presley

"The Monster Mash wasn't just about having fun. We were protesting Vietnam."

Cafe Momus from La Boheme

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"Yes, I said bring me the king. . .But not that king."

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Canadian film production

Brad Pitt

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

Woman crying with happiness.

Bryan Ferry

Fossil record player.

Kanya West Inspired Children Books.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Moby Dick

Eric Clapton.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'