Flamenco Enthusiast Pillows

"Right click twice, now left click."

Three spanish girls

6 Brothers Falafel

Star Wars Audience

'You will now be presented with your degrees. That is, of course, after you jump through another one of our little hoops.'

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

Besties Photo

"Frankly, dear, I think you've been on this paleo diet much too long!"

Year of the Rat

"Batman is unavailable. I'm Manbat."

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Comic-Con 2013

Flamenco

"I'm following the paleo diet. Not that there's much choice, of course."

"Listen Matt, me and the boys think you might be overdoing this Paleo diet thing!"

"And what Patio & Garden Outlet has joined together, let no yard sale put asunder."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

"Student unicorn"

A man imagines flying as a superhero.

"This is going to ruin my ratio of protein to vegetables."

"They looked smaller on the website."

Steampunk

"Jesus, Isabel, why can't you just grab the bar like everyone else?"

'No I didn't cast Detect Evil to work it out! Let's just say I aced my Female Intuition roll...'

'I've come as a brownie.'

'First of all, he can't live on sunflower seeds alone!'

Oscar Wilde

'I like the whole outfit except the helmet.'

'I joined the Star Wars Church. We get the same results as all the major religions but we get to dress up in cool costumes!'

In concert with Garth Vader

"I think it's time we define the practical limits of your Paleo diet."