Flame Fanatics Gifts

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Candle Portraits.

Giant Monster in Bath

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

I love bathtime.

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Besties Photo

Medieval King

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Bath tube with human feet.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

"They looked smaller on the website."

Ginger was born to dance.

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

'Your you is unzipped.'

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Mermaid and old sailor

"The Firminator. One inch of foam over cement blocks."

Barbeque Silhoutte Identifier,

'Do you notice when it's forty below, people quit kicking the oil companies?'