Flame Fanatics Gifts

'Get me a match! The pilot light in our competitive fire is out!'

"Careful - the aftershave is flammable."

'Dude! Did you even check if that cloak had a flame retardant, before you bought it?'

"There's only two things that really fascinate men. One is fire and the other one isn't."

Candle Portraits.

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

Giant Monster in Bath

Flamingo on a bird table feeding from a shrimp container.

I love bathtime.

Besties Photo

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Medieval King

'What do you mean I have to buy both of them?! What kind of a business are you running?'

"Hells Angels, Zamboni Division"

"Madame, you're the most beautiful lady in the whole country and as sweet as apple pie!"

Latest support group: British actors who couldn't get a part in the Harry Potter films.

Man Diverts the Hunt...and hides the fox!

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Took longer than I thought it would.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

"What do you think? Would flaming marshmallows make good torches?"

Harry Sotter

'Your you is unzipped.'

Mermaid and old sailor

"They looked smaller on the website."

Thanks for the heads up on the gelatinous cube!

Candles In Bed

"Stop it! You're killing me!"

Ginger was born to dance.

Bath tube with human feet.

"Great - the drone can deliver fridges! Come on now, Petersen! It's time for the piano test!"