Chow Lover Gifts

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Too much sugar."

Freshest ice cream in town!

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Silence of the Chickens...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

Cow Blue Arrows

Where Skim Milk comes from.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

The wife whisperer.

"Phyllis, this isn�t my laptop..."

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."