Chow Lover T-Shirts

Every dog except the chow has a pink tongue: The chow's tongue is jet black.

Any time is cake o'clock

'Your French dip, sir.'

"When I was your age. I was really smelly."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Let's go watch TV I hear there are bowl games on."

"Too much sugar."

Freshest ice cream in town!

German Expressionist Breakfast

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

Gene Wilder as Willy Wonka

Silence of the Chickens...

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

An historic event in Candyland: When M met M

Satya Nutella

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

We make a Valentine's card out of edible flowers that's been dipped in chocolate. It's got EVERYTHING!

'Mom's Diner, Turkey Sandwich Special, $2.00.'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'Nowadays we want all our food to be ethically sourced, Personally I'd be happy if it was all chocolated sauced,'

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Where Skim Milk comes from.

'What the..? She IS a stick!'

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

Cow Blue Arrows

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

Cake Friday!

'Kix? Yes, Ma'am -- you can get your Kix on aisle 66.'