Chew Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

The wonderful world of cheese.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

The Main Types of Cheese

"Trail mix?"

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Baking

Cake Friday!

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cheese

Chocolate Shop

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

The Running of the Brie

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Aromatherapy for Men

The dark side of Halloween.

'Prepare to meet your maker!'