Chew Connoisseur T-Shirts

"Are you mad at me or just chewing tobacco?"

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

The wonderful world of cheese.

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

The Main Types of Cheese

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"Trail mix?"

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Cheese

Baking

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

Cake Friday!

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Chocolate Shop

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

The Running of the Brie

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

Aromatherapy for Men

The dark side of Halloween.