Chew Toy Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

Squeaker Trophies

Occu-Pie Mars

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"It's his emotional support animal."

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Childlike love

Teddy and friends.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

What can I play?

Jack in the box on strike.

Inaction Figure

'...and, of course you get a company car.'