Chew Toy Connoisseur T-Shirts

So your idea is that we reorientate our global production to place more emphasis on small chewy things that taste of meat...EVERYBODY'S opinion is of value( even if some may be of more use than others)

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

The wonderful world of cheese.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Cheeze Wiz.

"I feel like we are the polyester of dairy products."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

"Trail mix?"

The Main Types of Cheese

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

Cake Friday!

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

Cheese

Chocolate Shop

"I think we're all agreed that we need to focus 110% on meeting strategic corporate goals."

"My smelly French cheese is much better than your Canadian beef."

The Running of the Brie

"Just toot my horn and I'll be there."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

Rejoice! It's time to celebrate the baby cheeses!

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

"Of course I love you more than cheese. What a silly question. In fact, cheese and I are just friends. Nothing's going on between cheese and me."

The dark side of Halloween.

Allergy Information: May contain traces of nuts, soya, child bones.

Bubble Gum Dispenser

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

Pizza with Extra Extra Cheese.

Future Wrestler