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"I told you it was closed."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"I see the world as a giant chew toy."

"My dog chewed up my steering wheel. Then he started gnawing on my floor mats and now he bit off my seat belt. What do you recommend?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"That's it lads, 364 days annual leave...what would we have done without our union!"

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Rocking horse

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

Surf Casting

The Hobby Store

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Lego Haircut

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"It's his emotional support animal."

Slinky Cow World

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

ZOO

Tired Barbie