Chew Toy Enthusiast Prints

"I'll stick with the rubber pork chop."

Squeaker Trophies

Occu-Pie Mars

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

We did a biopsy on the mole we removed, and it turns out it was just an old piece of chocolate.

Why can't you just chew the squeaker out like normal dogs?

"Werewolves of London..."

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Have you seen my dad?"

"It's his emotional support animal."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

The Classy Dog: 'Dine & dance hotdogs: '50 cents a dance'.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'It must be good chocolate for six bucks a box.'

One!

Are laboratory grown foods the future of farming?

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

Childlike love

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

Teddy and friends.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

'Fergie quits - chewing gum sales hit all time low!'

"Carrots just didn't get me going anymore, so I switched to chocolate instead..."

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?