Supper Lover T-Shirts

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

"Expense account or regular?"

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'It feels warm enough to me.'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'Mother?'

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

What's the insect de jour?

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Champagne Charlie.

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

French suppers.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'