Supper Lover Gifts

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Your soup is delicious. The broth perfectly compliments the font."

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

'Excuse me, I ordered Matzo Ball soup.'

"And for dessert, I'd like the mice pudding."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Expense account or regular?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"That can't be right. How'd you work 15 hours in on day?"

'Mother?'

Tuna Salad, Meat Loaf, Cheese Omelet and Bean Soup

'It feels warm enough to me.'

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

'Actually, it's good, old fashioned, chicken soup.'

Your friends pooled their retirements to buy you some super sex. I'll take the soup! Hey, I like soup.

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

"Wow, what are the chances of that four letter word being in your alphabet soup?"

Champagne Charlie.

"Didn't I say you'd be the only man not wearing a bow tie?"

What's the insect de jour?

Fisherman pulling out hook with sign on it saying 'Out to lunch'.

'I don't get it... Our business model was exactly the same.'

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

Apex Computas,gone for a byte.

'Waiter, there's a cell phone in my soup.'

French suppers.

'He can dish it out but can he take it?'

'To better prepare you for the future, I've replaced the letters in your alphabet soup with Chinese ones.'

"What do you recommend today?"

Cafe: 'Soup of the day, Hon, is 'primordial'.'