Supper Supporter Gifts

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

French suppers.

'What's your favourite meal?'

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

"Rump roast?"

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

Food manufacturing industry in a soup.

Please Give

Nutritional Supplements.

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

"Nice sermon. Not too preachy."

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

Announcement at teatime

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'Why don't you stop moaning, and be grateful that mother was kind enough to invite us around for a special halloween supper!'

"What do you have that's rich in antioxidants?"

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

"Holding her purse? First time?"

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

'I'm getting really tired of your friend crashing here every night!'

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"They said that creating an alphabet soup was a bad idea, but I will make them eat their words."

"Thank you for the Posh nosh!"

World Cup reactions...

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"It's true we like our members to be regular givers, but irregular givers are certainly welcome."

'I don't know whether the fish oils have helped his concentration but they've certainly helped keep the fly population down.'

'Council on the aging ... out for Geritol break.'

Ladies Drinking In The Dinning Room After The Men Retire To The Drawing Room.

"It's burns night."