Supper Club Member Gifts

"Rump roast?"

"Thank you for the Posh nosh!"

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

Ghostbasters 3

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

"We'll just have the loaves and fishes. . ."

French suppers.

"I'm sorry, but Chef Scott feels he's moved beyond that concept."

Chef's Surprise: "I'm telling everyone that tonight's special is Osso Bucco."

Thanks for making the breakfast meeting, Harris.

'This mandarin chicken is delicious, Dad. It tastes like you bought it yourself.'

"I have a strong personal commitment to dinner."

Announcement at teatime

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Guess Where Your Dinner Is?

Your Dinner is in the Tin

'It looks like bacon and eggs, but it's 100% bran.'

'Would you mind if this gentlemen joins you, madam? He asked for a table with a view.'

We couldn't convince the football players to give up their bottled water. Hmpf. As eco club president

'Of course I'm fulfilled. I just ate dinner, didn't I?'

"Do we have to go Dutch tonight, Arnie? I fancy a Chinese."

Wordilly Durdillies - Rotery club

'It's not for sale.'

'I can't believe you cooked this all by yourself...you must have had an accomplice!'

Cricket Prospects.

"In my experience the Baptist have the best potlucks."

"Please take me to your club."

Ladies Drinking In The Dinning Room After The Men Retire To The Drawing Room.

"The only reason I let your father read at the table is because I don't want to see his face while I have my breakfast."

"God heavens! My shares are listed on the cartoon page"

"It's burns night."

'What's your favourite meal?'

"Francine, I think maybe our relationship is starting to get a little too heavy."

"My wife's so terrible at cooking, we pray after we've eaten..."