Supernatural Supper Club Gifts

Ghostbasters 3

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"Everything on our menu uses organic, locally sourced, graveyard-to-table ingredients."

Late BroomStick

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

"Rump roast?"

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The devil you know and his plus one

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

The Adventures of God

He looks so natural lying there...

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"It's just a tree."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Route 666

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"