Supernatural Gifts

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I love shark week."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

'I'd like a second opinion.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'

Don't text while flying.

'Let me get this straight - you want me to short-sell your soul?'

Confessional under new management.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

'These photo's are ruined..Not one of them has 'Red eye' ! '

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

"Let me try that!"

"I'll check and see if he's available."

Route 666

"I've got a knocking coming from drawer 34. What's the procedure?"

"I see dead people!"

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

'Are you all right? You look like Death.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Wow. This beer goes right through you!"

"Well at least nobody notices we don't go out much anymore."

"So, is this a date with destiny?"