Supernatural Stories Gifts

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Late BroomStick

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

He looks so natural lying there...

The devil you know and his plus one

The Adventures of God

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

"Get a tomb!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'