Supernatural Tales Gifts

'HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA!' 'Uh-oh! He's in one of his moods.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

He looks so natural lying there...

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

Zombies.

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"It's just a tree."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Get a tomb!"

'Because the horned one commands them to, that's how!'

Route 666

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"