Supernatural Storytellers Gifts

Invasion of the Demonic Shape-Shifters!

"...and the humans turned Neville into 80,000 toothpicks..."

Mom, there's a simple explanation for this...Aliens from outer space.

Pastries and Candy

The Adventures of God

Romeo & Juliet & Ron

Home Sweet Home

'I made a good grade in creative writing, but I didn't do very well in creative spelling.'

'Are we there yet?'

"You think two weeks in isolation is hard?"

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Noah's life jacket demonstration

'He was a great writer'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Jorge Luis Borges

It started friendly enough...'I'm Henry VIII, my dear, but you may call me 'Hank'.'

I just made up that part. It should really throw people for a loop if they find this place thousands of years from now!

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'Tell me about your gap year, Mr, Van Winkle,'

"Yes, I'm sure of my 3 wishes - I wish I had a pen, I wish I had paper to write a 'rescue me' note, and I wish I had a bottle to send it in"

Having moved to a tablet, the farmer's wife was done with mice. . .

'New hope for dysfunctional couples: Read aloud the complete works of Trollope.'

"Honestly, I thought you were a metaphor."

''Rumplestiltskin' sounds like an ALIAS to me!'

How James and John became known as "Sons of Thunder".

'It's okay sir, I'm private Johnson.'

'Could you carve the Commandments in stone? -- otherwise they'll think I made them up.'

"That fish may be bigger, but I caught more."

Snail: 'Do you mean to tell me I'm not a credible author?!'

"What are you trying to tell me, girl? Are you hungry? You’re not hungry? The squirrels are skinny-dipping in the pool? Cats are making a hook rug out of your bed? You dug up Jimmy Hoffa?!" "Mitch liked messing with his dog's head."

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'