Supernatural Stories Pillows

Night of the Stingy Vampire Hunters

'Oh yeah? Well if you're not a vampire, would you care to explain why you have no reflection?'

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Late BroomStick

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

The Adventures of God

The devil you know and his plus one

Zombies.

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"It's just a tree."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.