Supernatural Stories Buff Pillows

"She's just teething."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

"Take my word for it, sir―it looks just great on you!"

Redlaw and the Phantom

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

A were-cow.

'We can always hope he's a zombie.'

"You never know what will catch on!"

'Stranger?.. No, it's definitely a tall, dark strangler.'

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"Ok, it got weird while you were a wolf."

"I've been transferred to the Transylvanian section"

'I never want to see you again.'

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'I don't quite know what it is... but there's something about this place gives me the creeps, Joe.'

'...And preferably someone with a blood donor card.'

'You've become a right pain in the neck.'

'He just loves the hokey-pokey, doesn't he?'

Satan in the fireplace

'I'm Hamlet's father, come back to claim my place in the history of English Literature.'

"I feel invisible."

The Ancient Enquirer: Woman Turns Into Pillar of Salt!

"Your job application looks great. Just out of curiosity though, exactly how long have you been dead?"

Message for a vampire: 'Gone out, your dinner's on the table.'

"There's an enormous amount of pressure not to slip up and do something nice."

Monster in bath