Supernatural Pillows

'We're very lucky, really, with our poltergeist.'

"I love shark week."

Eleven/Millie Bobby Brown

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

"Are you willing to work the night shift?"

'I'm sorry, but I don't feel comfortable with signing a long term lease.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'I'd like a second opinion.'

'You will be appointed principal of a school and you will resist change for your entire career,'

'And what makes you think you'll be good at planning ahead?'

Center for the study of Astral Projection: Enter before knocking.

"The language in this contract is wordy and indirect, and uses unnecessary technical words and phrases. I'm very impressed."

'Goodness, the potholes are deep this year, aren't they?'

'Well, it was possessed, but you missed a payment. It's been repossessed.'

Confessional under new management.

I have taken over Sarahs body!

Don't text while flying.

A ghost is at remedial school - 'OOB!'

'Let me get this straight - you want me to short-sell your soul?'

"Oh, and I've started seeing a therapist."

"Pretty good, but I'll bet you can't hit him again."

"I've got a knocking coming from drawer 34. What's the procedure?"

Route 666

'Ray, I think you may have a winning lottery ticket in the pants you were buried in...'

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

"I'll check and see if he's available."

"If it isn't documented, it didn't happen."

"I see dead people!"

'These photo's are ruined..Not one of them has 'Red eye' ! '

'No worries Grizella, let me call my 'eye of newt' guy...'

"Let me try that!"

"Oh, by the way, as you were on your way down here your lottery ticket won seventeen million dollars."

Witch riding a vacuum instead of a broom.

"Restless spirit, we don't know who or what you are, but thank you for your amazing Wi-Fi, and for keeping the signal strong."

"Leave this house and never return! It's a seller's market!"