Supernatural Fiction Pillows

"Wait! First, his attorney."

"She's just teething."

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"You do realize I'm going to have to bill you for ten?"

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Late BroomStick

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Ghost School.

"To be honest, I don't believe in ghosts."

The devil you know and his plus one

The Adventures of God

Ducks and hares taken in by a wolf at a seance

He looks so natural lying there...

Zombies.

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

Doglike man to vampire: 'Call me an apprentice werewolf, or even a beginner werewolf, but don't call me an under werewolf!'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

'So, what's for dinner ...a séance?'

Quantum Psychic

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You're ruining our reputation, Bob!"

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

"It's just a tree."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

"Tell her she's dead. I don't want to talk about the relationship."

'I see you in five years from now, you're still coming to see me. Do you want me to book the appointments in advance?'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

He snuck in on me again, didn't he.