Cherry Liqueur Lover Gifts

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

A Good Batch.

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

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'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'You'll find it has a bouquet reminiscent of cherries and chocolate, a silky texture and best of all, for me, a 72% gross margin.'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Let me know when you get tired of berries. We'll work on your people skills."

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

Martini Lovers

"I've had. . . um. . . just a small sherry. . ."

“Rumor has it, it’s happy hour.”

'Okay darlin' if you need more whipped cream just hit the red button.'

Join me in a beer?

'I like the look of the sherry trifle.'

It's Hell, but at least It's White-Collar Hell

"I'm addicted to water."

'Getting ready for the church chili supper is bad enough without you calling it the 'Pre-Tribulation'!'

'Sorry about that - Lenny accidentally used jumping beans.'

"Brian's considering the optics."

Dessert

"Tia Carmen, strawberries can lessen the risk of developing complications from diabetes!"

Hotel mini-bar.

Now THAT, my friend, is a beer garden!

We got the adult version. Sip 'N Slide.

Eric knew where all the real slappers hang out.

'Oh, and if a Farmer John calls, I'm not here.'

'I'll show you my fine print, if you show me yours.'

"More cake?"

'002' - A discussion about 007.

Dinosaur skeleton with a cocktail glass.

Mom's House O' Chili.

"Today we learned how to put cherries on cupcakes!"