Citrus Lover Gifts

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Citrus Grammar. Tan-Gerine. Pale-Gerine. Sunbruned-Gerine.

Orange Tree.

Zesting Lemon

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

Peel poker.

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Lovers dressed as pears

Banana Smoothie

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

Banana Yoga

'Nana!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'