Citrus Enthusiast Gifts

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Remember, the real lemon goes into the floor cleaner and the artificial lemon goes into the lemonade.'

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

Orange Julius Caesar

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

Oranges, lemons and limes.

An injured Lemon in Hospital on a Citrus drip.

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.

Oranges

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Apple Pie Abduction

Snowman

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"Prepare to meet your maker."

Plum jam...

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'What are you eating now?'