Cucumber Enthusiast Gifts

"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

How to win friends and Influenza People.

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Conference Pears

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Centers for Disease Control. Staff Picks. Jean. Rob. Carly. Ed. Sonia. Kim.

Lovers dressed as pears

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Bacteria fame at last.