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"My biggest problem is squatters."

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

Ball as water-melon.

Scientist counting microscopic things he can see in his microscope

Peach flirting with a banana.

'We found you in a cabbage!'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Down a the lab - Germs "So what will you do when you grow up?" "Oh the usual...divide,multiply,infect,kill.."

"Pssst! - Gerald, you've mutated again. . ."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'It's a deal. You don't infect me, and I don't infect you.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Conference Pears

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

"Hey!-This looks like a good place!"

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lemon centerpieces: $50 each

Lovers dressed as pears

"I think I'm coming down with something."

Bacterial Cultural Center

'Dude, that big creepy eye is back.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Biggest damn virus I've ever seen!'

'Look - it's SUPERBUG!'