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Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Ball as water-melon.

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Banana Smoothie

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

"We have a favor to ask."

Lovers dressed as pears

Let the Summer Games Begin!

'Nana!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

Jar wars

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Are they fresh?'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Is it organic?'