Cool Cucumber Lover Gifts

Policeman wishing for lighter food than meat in hot weather

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"We have a favor to ask."

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Let the Summer Games Begin!

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'Are they fresh?'

'Is it organic?'

'We're both dyslexic.'