"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."
Cool Cucumber Gifts
Looking for a delightful way to showcase your calm, creative vibe? Our 'cool cucumber' themed collection offers amusing and charming products that speak to your chill and artistic side. Whether you’re a laid-back artist, a zen lover, or just someone who appreciates a good laugh and a splash of personality, these items are tailored to keep your cool while expressing your unique style. Brighten your space or wardrobe with designs that capture your relaxed, inventive spirit.
Bring your own inflatable.
"You're the lid to my pot."
A heart shaped cake
'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'
"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"
"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"
Summertime
A couple dressed as a knife and a fork
"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"
'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'
God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.
'How is the water prepared?'
This is NOT 'nipping out'.
"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.
'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'
Wedding Chefs
"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"
"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"
"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."
Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.
'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'
'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'
"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"
Jar wars
Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.
'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'
The Interloper.
"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."
Orange House of Horrors
Chefs in love
Hipness Replacement Surgery.
"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."
Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.
'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'
Cool Cucumber Gifts Collection
Cool Cucumber Mugs
Explore our full range of 'cool cucumber' mugs and find the perfect sip companions that showcase your creative, laid-back vibe.
Cool Cucumber Pillows
Check out our cozy 'cool cucumber' pillows to add a playful, artistic touch to your living space.
Cool Cucumber Prints
Discover our 'cool cucumber' art prints to brighten your walls with humor and creative spirit.
Cool Cucumber T-Shirts
Browse our 'cool cucumber' t-shirts for stylish, witty designs that match your relaxed, creative personality.