Cool Cucumber Pillows

"You took that news with dignity and grace. I really wanted you to spaz out."

Bring your own inflatable.

"You're the lid to my pot."

A heart shaped cake

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Summertime

A couple dressed as a knife and a fork

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'How is the water prepared?'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Wedding Chefs

"What did you just say? Did you just say 'Christmas'?!!"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"I'm glad it's Labor Day...all that endless summer fun was getting exhausting."

Little girl drawing big sun puts on sunscreen.

'I'm looking for a good summer looks....I can't read yet.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Jar wars

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

The Interloper.

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

Orange House of Horrors

Chefs in love

Hipness Replacement Surgery.

"I know your rations include two limes a day, but please don't do that with them."

Lost My Ability To Ruin Picnics. Please Help.

'Would you like to eat in the restaurant or dine outside on our Wasp-atorium?'