Cucumber Lover Pillows

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Apple Pie Abduction

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Ball as water-melon.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Are they fresh?'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

Pumpkin Spice

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Is it organic?'

"She's genetically modified, you know."