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'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Banana Split Personality

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Apple Pie Abduction

Ball as water-melon.

Peach flirting with a banana.

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

This is NOT 'nipping out'.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Banana Smoothie

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

'Nana!'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

Jar wars

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

'Are they fresh?'

"So Bob, how is "an apple a day keeps the doctor away" working out for you?"

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

Pumpkin Spice

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

'Is it organic?'