Citrus Lover T-Shirts

"You taste orange on one side of your mouth and lime on the other? You obviously have fruit gums!"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Orange Tree.

Zesting Lemon

"Just be yourself."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

Banana Split Personality

Apple Pie Abduction

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

'Don't disturb me - I'm in conference!'

'Yeah, I slipped on a banana skin too...'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Banana Smoothie

Lovers dressed as pears

Banana Yoga

"Young man, you go march your butt right back up those stairs and don't come down until you've made yourself look presentable!"

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"Dear Diary... I've stopped smoking, and I'm sticking to my diet."

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'Look, if we're going to make this business work, we need to stop eating all the stock.'

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 4)

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"I'm sorry, your grapefruit subscription ran out and I forgot to renew it."

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."