Citrus Scent Enthusiast T-Shirts

"How do I know you've been scratching it? You smell like oranges, lemons and limes."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Jane Krakowski

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Great Perfume!"

Produce Academy. The lemons were all sent to detention again today? Yeah, they're always tarty.

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

Two lemons enjoying some reading time together in their 'Home Sour Home'.