Citrus Scent Enthusiast T-Shirts

"How do I know you've been scratching it? You smell like oranges, lemons and limes."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

'We have a P-O-P display for our new perfume. Can we move the beef jerky down a smidge?'

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Mrs Jones's fish pie could be smelt for miles around!

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Jane Krakowski

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"What pheromone are you using?"