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'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

"Just be yourself."

The Busy Gardener

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Garden.

Cats and gardens.

Apple Pie Abduction

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'What are you eating now?'

Plum jam...

Roses

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'