Citrus Fanatic Mugs

'I'd recommend you cut back on the vitamin C supplements'

"Just be yourself."

The Busy Gardener

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

Florabation - '..mmm...It must be spring!'

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

Garden.

Apple Pie Abduction

Cats and gardens.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Large, wrinkly

Tree Passion

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"Just a couple of ninety cent seed packets, and you can have fresh garden vegetables for heaven knows how long."

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

'What are you eating now?'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

Roses

Plum jam...

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'