Citrus Aficionado Mugs

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

Sublime

Orange House of Horrors

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Tree Passion

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

Large, wrinkly

"Prepare to meet your maker."

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

Low Hanging Fruit

Things were about to go apple-shaped for Barney and Bart...