Citrus Aficionado Gifts

Lemonade and Etrogade Stands

An Orange and a Norange.

Sublime

Orange House of Horrors

"Just be yourself."

What the Doctor Ordered

"Yo, Cézanne, paint faster. I need those grapes for the Madeira sauce."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

Apple Pie Abduction

Tarzan of the Grapes.

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

Tree Passion

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Peach flirting with a banana.

Large, wrinkly

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Hey, wait a minute...Apples aren't indigenous to this geopraphical region.'

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Plum jam...

'What are you eating now?'

The Gardener's Holiday: Don't leave produce behind you to perish.

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Apricots

"Hahahaha doctor, I guess I'll see you in a week

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

William Tell