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'Don't be such a sour loser.'

"Just be yourself."

Apple Pie Abduction

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Peach flirting with a banana.

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

William Tell

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Lovers dressed as pears

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Are they fresh?'

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'We're both dyslexic.'

Lovers dressed as pears