Citrus Connoisseurs Prints

'Don't be such a sour loser.'

"Just be yourself."

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

Apple Pie Abduction

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Peach flirting with a banana.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Tequila Mockingbird

"He was into feet, but, unforunately, not duck feet."

'Look, I know it's artificial orange, but you're sick, I say, sick.'

"Oh, great, there are the Cardwells. Bet you they try to talk to us about their levitating cube."

"What do you mean you're tired of AB negative?"

'I believe the murderer is in this very room.'

Doctor to Banana: 'Looks like you're going to a ripe old age.'

William Tell

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Mom says I'm a super fruit."

'Now forget that I'm your boss and the CEO. How does my new product idea, Just the Lees, taste?'

Lovers dressed as pears

Produce Market. Lots of things are going on with the produce. The tomatoes, as usual, are having a fruit or veggie identity crisis. Though it makes no sense, the apples and oranges are constantly comparing themselves to one another. The plums are happy. Any assignment or position that comes their way is always the best. That potatoes want couches, of course. And the bananas think they should run the market government. Sure, a banana republic!

Kid selling lemonade has a picture of the founder: himself

'...Contains Phixe-knide, TBHQ, hydro-cla, Cyklid, Yetfopnmide - and other unpronounceable stuff.' (grocery store)

Jar wars

'I will now read the results of my experiments in fruit genetics. . .'

"I want to try other kinds of fruit."

I can't decide what to read, Gourmet or Weight Watchers.

A Magician pulls a rabbit out of his hat while behind him a clown pulls a carrot out of his.

'Are they fresh?'

'Eve ate the apple, and she's asking if you want to make it two out of three with oranges and bananas?'

"Looks like someone forget her lunch today."

'Mr McGregor's growing genetically modified carrots!'

'We're both dyslexic.'

'Could you recommend a fruit that works for lawyers?'

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'