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The Plant Place - Drought special!

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Flying sauces.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Daffodil bulbs

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Bonsai Exhibit

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Building a gingerbread house

'I just couldn't wait until eight!'

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Gardener

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Jar wars

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

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David Attenborough

"Flowers are the sex organs of the gods."

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

F&E Produce. I had interesting customers today. First, a beautician checked out the purple potatoes and yellow beets. Ah, a hair stylist inspected the colored roots! That card shark bought some fruit. Two pears, I'll bet! A journalist was searching for an onion alternative. He needs leeks! And labor negotiators requested to increase their usual vegetable order. They asked for a celery hike, eh? I think the customers are the best part of this job. Yeah, you never know who will turnip!

Armstrong, an unmarked truck just delivered a pallet of mystery meat. Turkey. It doesn't look like turkey. It looks more like some sort of dehydrated pigeon. What's it matter? If we slap it in a sandwich, smother it in "gravy," and label it "turkey," customers won't know the difference. Wait, did you just think quotes around the word gravy? "no."

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough