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The Plant Place - Drought special!

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Flying sauces.

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

Sir gawain had been duped....it was a damson in distress

Plant Reference Library - Flowers/Trees.

"I've seen a tulip before."

'Honey, honey, always honey: We'll never get rich unless we can differentiate ourselves from the competition...'

'All right, Dave, you've smelled the flowers. Now get back to work.'

'True it does have small flowers but through the microscope its exquisite.'

Daffodil bulbs

Setting out the bedding plants was one of his few remaining pleasures,

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

Bonsai Exhibit

"I'd rather you'd said it with diamonds."

Building a gingerbread house

In Case of Emergency: Dark Chocolate

'I think Fred's taken the idea of having a conservatory a little too far!'

Gardener

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

The Houseplant Cemetery.

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Sticky nuts...' "Umm nice nuts but not as sticky as us buns!!"

'One day son, all this will be yours!'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

'He's sending 2,400 roses to win her back, and charging it to her credit card.'

Source of Information

'Your tomato ketchup is on it's way, Sir...'