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The Creature of the Black Legume

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

"We're odd looking but just as good."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"I've seen a tulip before."

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

Pea

'Needs more kale.'

Bonsai Exhibit

Cow Pollen

Vegetarian Restaurant: Choose Your Own Cabbage

'Not here, Fred.'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

Cheeky boy and putting 'leeks' sign on toilet.

"That's not fair. I do not only visit you once a year on National Asparagus Day."

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Topiary: When the written word isn't enough

Forbidden Vegetable

The Perfect Garden.

Cost cutting construction ideas that failed: using rhubarb instead of rebar in concrete.

"Of course our GM vegetables are safe, Madam, they told us so themselves!"

'Can you make me taste like broccoli?'