Cabbage Enthusiast Gifts

It had been ten years since she kicked him out, but now that he was returning as a business owner, he hoped things would be different.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"First Lady Lettuce goes missing, then Colonel Crouton followed by Reginald Radish... Great Caesar's Ghost! Someone is making a salad!"

"Something's wrong with the broccoli. Please take it back to the kitchen and have it genetically modified."

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

"I'm rooting for the carrots."

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"We're odd looking but just as good."

See you at the farmers market!

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"They’re real."

"What do you call a person who only eats corn?"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

Okay, dig that one up!

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'I don't think Marmaduke has ever seen a vegetarian before.'

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

'Shuck me.'

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

Pea

'Strained Carrots Again? What am I being punished for this time?'

The worm that churned!

'Because Thanksgiving is about a bountiful harvest. That's why we have to eat all these vegetables.'

An assortment of vegetables in the form of Tables

Police Cow!

Cow and Milk